Tongue ‘n Stink: Vince Carter and Shane Battier both have some issues with their on court personal hygiene.
Apparently, NBA players can be just as disgusting as anyone. In a game between the Mavericks and Grizzlies last week, Dallas guard VINCE CARTER gets rather “offensive” with Memphis star RUDY GAY, causing Gay to get quite defensive in turn…
Thank the Lord Smellevision hasn’t been invented yet. I wouldn’t want to know the level of funky breath Carter bombarded on poor Rudy’s senses with that draconian exhale although Gay’s expression does provide a hellified clue! Gay looks like he just smelled Elvis…posthumously!! Lol
But the repugnance isn’t limited to North Carolina alums. Former Dukie (seems appropriate) SHANE BATTIER also has some issues. Here the Miami Heat swingman tries to swing a booger or something from his nose with his tongue. Ewwww!!!
To take a line from Charles Barkley, I’m sure those two great institutions of higher learning and advanced human etiquette along Tobacco Road are rolling in their graves right now.
