I’m certain Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones have an active MIB file open on Chad Ochocinco.

CHAD OCHOCINCO’S Memorial Day Weekend got off to a ishy start when his car was broken into on Wednesday. Unfortunately, Ochocinco left his wallet in the vehicle. But it wasn’t his stolen cash, credit cards or driver’s license that had Chad next to tears. It was his stolen Starbucks gold card…
A freakin’ Starbuck’s Gold card? Lol! That may seem like a laughing matter but not to Chad who was quite sad about losing the high value coffee card.
Thieves busted out Ochocinco’s window and made off with his Starbucks gold card.
I’m thoroughly convinced that Ochocinco is one of those undercover Men In Black aliens inhabiting the Earth.
Any questions?


