Amaré Stoudemire’s forward-thinking fashion sense earns him top honors on the NBA fashion scoreboard.
In today’s NBA, before the players can get on the court they must first walk the runway. The fashion-conscious Association has many players moonlighting as models. Here’s a look at the NBA All-Wardrobe line-up…
Impressive? Well, here is SSC’s scorecard for the All-Wardrobe Team:
Dwyane Wade’s style is bold and daring albeit slighly odd: A
Rajon Rondo does a better formal than casual: C+
Amaré Stoudemire seems to live and breathe fashion etiquette: A+
Danilo Gallinari is Italian. He should know better: C
Camelo Anthony’s style and swagger compliments his threads: B+
Joe Johnson is straight business in that suit: A
Kobe Bryant spent time in Milan. It shows: A+
Deron Williams’ dark suit and beard look is GQish: B
Rudy Gay’s fashion sense makes sense: B
Kevin Durant gets credit for the attempt but needs a little work: C
Russell Westbrook needs to know the Irkel glasses-bib looking golf shirt doesn’t work: D
Nick Young certainly pushes the fashion boundaries with his style: B-
Roy Hibbert must believe glasses makes the man. NOT!: C
LeBron James tries waaay too hard. Plus someone else dresses him: C-
Paul Pierce assembles a smooth ensemble here: B
Andre Miller that’s an epic fail! In my Mark Jackson voice: You’re better than that! : F
Chris Paul is straight little man with a grown man persona. Tight, cool, laid back style: B
Derrick Rose has a healthy sense for the formal as well as the casual: A
Chris Bosh can’t be posh without some fashion sense, right? : B
Dwight Howard has the casual look on lock: B+
We can thank Allen Iverson for this fashion turn of attire in the NBA. After David Stern put AI and the rest of his players on blast, this is what we’re left with.
