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PASS TO KOBE! METTA WORLD PEACE GOING THROUGH LAKER WITHDRAWAL!!

PASS TO KOBE! METTA WORLD PEACE GOING THROUGH LAKER WITHDRAWAL!!

METTA WORLD PEACE (I’m apt to go to the government name) obviously has some free time on his hands after his elbow got comfy-cozy with JAMES HARDEN’S skull. Yet it seems the Lakers’ enigma at forward is going through withdrawal…of the Lakers offense! Check the vid… Metta was so programmed with L.A.’s offensive system—pass the ball to Kobe—that he doesn’t know what to do with himself now...

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PROFOUND! METTA WORLD PEACE THANKS JESUS CHRIST FOR HIS TEETH!!

PROFOUND! METTA WORLD PEACE THANKS JESUS CHRIST FOR HIS TEETH!!

Going inside the mind of RON ARTEST…my bad…METTA WORLD PEACE would be a weird prospect for anyone. The Los Angeles Lakers strange forward demonstrated just how bizarre that can be as reporter Melissa Rohlin found out in this L.A. Times interview… Video courtesy Melissa Rohlin, L.A. Times Yeah MWP, Jesus was really brilliant at that…as well as a few other things but I wonder if the Holy One has a remedy for folks...

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METTA WORLD PEACE GOES IN ON STERN, MJ DURING TWITTER TIRADE!!

METTA WORLD PEACE GOES IN ON STERN, MJ DURING TWITTER TIRADE!!

Metta World Peace misses Staples Center, Jack and the Laker girls… so he let Stern and MJ know about it. METTA WORLD PEACE, or the athlete formerly known as RON ARTEST, went on an NBA lockout Twitter tirade on Tuesday, challenging MICHAEL JORDAN to a game of one-on-one to end the lockout: Jordan, who as minority owner of the Bobcats, has reportedly been a strong proponent against giving into NBA player concessions during the...

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TEASER: METTA WORLD PEACE VS. RAMPAGE JAX BOXING FOR CHARITY?!

TEASER: METTA WORLD PEACE VS. RAMPAGE JAX BOXING FOR CHARITY?!

Forever restless Metta World Peace seems really geeked about fighting Rampage. He better “peace out” that ish! With RAMPAGE JACKSON fresh off defeat at the hands (and feet) of JON JONES in UFC 135 and eager to get back in the win column, the veteran MMA cager offered to go a few rounds with METTA WORLD PEACE aka RON ARTEST in a possible charity match-up as the two tweeted each other Tuesday on Twitter. Here’s how their...

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ARTEST-METTA WORLD PEACE MAKES DWTS DEBUT…AS A BLONDE!!

ARTEST-METTA WORLD PEACE MAKES DWTS DEBUT…AS A BLONDE!!

To cast your vote, text 1-800-Looney-Tune if you think Ron Artest Metta World Peace has lost his natural mind! RON “MWP” ARTEST made his Dancing With The Stars debut on ABC Monday night…as a blonde! In case you missed the ep, here’s a clip… Ron Ron and his dance partner Peta Murgatroyd did the cha-cha to “Let’s Go Crazy” (I can’t make this stuff up yall!) but only scored a pedestrian...

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RON ARTEST SUCCEEDS IN NAME CHANGE; WARDROBE MALFUNCTION!

RON ARTEST SUCCEEDS IN NAME CHANGE; WARDROBE MALFUNCTION!

Great form: Ron Artest is now Metta World Peace…but his outfit is at war with himself!! Crazy is what crazy does. Los Angeles Lakers looney tune RON ARTEST came to his recent DWTS rehearsal wearing sweats in Laker team colors…but dude looked like he raided Michael Cooper’s closet for 1980′s gear! Are you kidding me?? We all know Ron Ron is...

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NBA BALLERS MAY PROLONG THE TRADITION AT UCLA’S GYM THIS FALL!

NBA BALLERS MAY PROLONG THE TRADITION AT UCLA’S GYM THIS FALL!

Keeping with UCLA tradition, plenty of NBA players stop by the Bruins student gym facility during the summer to get in some quality pick-up games against some top talent. Ballers ELTON BRAND, RON ARTEST and ANDRE MILLER explain… Not only do guys like Brand, Artest and JR Smith get to work on their games as they prepare for the opening of training camp, but young students and collegiate athletes get a chance to measure their skills up...

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RON ARTEST DRIBBLES THEN DEVOURS AN ORANGE FOR THE PAPARAZZI!

RON ARTEST DRIBBLES THEN DEVOURS AN ORANGE FOR THE PAPARAZZI!

You’ll never catch RON ARTEST running from the paparazzi…if anything, the paparazzi would run from him! Here, Ron Ron entertains the meddlesome media by eating a entire orange whole after his DWTS dance rehearsal with partner PETA MURGATROYD… Admittedly a poor dancer, I hope Ron Ron is practicing hard on his two-step. If he intends to raise significant cash for cancer research, he’s gonna have to hang around for a...

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RON ARTEST JOINS DWTS LINE-UP TO RAISE MONEY FOR CANCER RESEARCH!

RON ARTEST JOINS DWTS LINE-UP TO RAISE MONEY FOR CANCER RESEARCH!

Artest admits he not a good dancer but he’ll try out his luck on DWTS for his daughter Diamond. It’s official. Los Angeles Lakers oddball RON ARTEST will be a participant on this season’s Dancing With The Stars. ABC has released the official promo photos of its 13 pairs who will take the stage for season 13, which kicks off Sept. 19, and Ron-Ron is among the field… Artest, who has been paired with professional...

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PEACED OUT! ARTEST DENIED METTA WORLD PEACE NAME CHANGE!

PEACED OUT! ARTEST DENIED METTA WORLD PEACE NAME CHANGE!

Oh damn! Artest’s failure to handle his obligations have put a damper on his metta world barbeque plans. It appears that court officials in Los Angeles have decided not to accommodate RON ARTEST the way he has failed to accommodate them. A L.A. court commissioner has delayed ruling on Artest’s bid to change his name to METTA WORLD PEACE until Sept 16. The Los Angeles Lakers’ charismatic forward, who tweeted the above...

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